I hope you were eating a delicious bowl of apple cobbler for your birthday, and your spoon broke in fucking half. Seriously, you're 62 years old and you still won't give it up? You can't bend spoons with your mind you selfish asshole! You've already made enough money fooling hard working Americans and Michael Jackson. I think it's about time you leave us all alone, or tell us the goddamn TRUTH. Oh what's the truth? The truth is, you're just as lame as everyone else in the sense that you can't move shit without touching it, is that so hard to accept? In February 2008 you said that you did NOT have any supernatural powers, but you winked when you said it! That wink killed this puppy... You're the biggest mind fuck in the universe. Your own country hates you for your lies, they booed you out in the 70's, and you just thought "Oh I'll go feed America some bullshit for 30-some odd years!". Well it fucking worked, are you proud of yourself you Israeli-British fuck? And why the FUCK do you have a Cadillac with spoons all over it? Just because JFK ate some cheerios with a spoon and you bent it WITH YOUR HANDS doesn't make it a legitimate piece of "car jewelry". The owner of every spoon that you touch dies or is forever humiliated... THINK ABOUT IT: John Lennon, JFK, The Spice Girls, Michael Jackson, Winston Churchill. Need I go on? Your curse of lies needs to end Uri Geller, you hurt too many. How does a 3 letter name have 2 syllables? That's bullshit and you know it. Go buy a REAL name with your millions of dollars.
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