Who the shit do you think you are? You've never been funny, the funniest thing you've ever done was pull some innocent girls' top down and get arrested for it, and I don't think you did that as a joke Mr. Dick. You need to decide a couple things before I'll speak to you, A. Are you insane, or are you sane? B. Are you gay, or straight? These are two questions that the general public has been STUMPING themselves trying to figure out for years. Remember that reality show you had? "The Andy Dick Show"? That wasn't half bad sir, I quite enjoyed that show... but this isn't about you, it's about the millions that you've deceived with your bullshit lies. What about them, Dick? Remember that gay blowjob scene you did in old school? Where you taught women how to give oral sex? That was pretty damn convincing... You have me fooled, sir. I swear, you put more metaphorical cock in your mouth than anyone I know of... You're either a damn good actor, or a damn good homosexual. Judging by your appearance as Olga the masseuse in Zoolander, I'm guessing it wasn't the acting. So... COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ALREADY! You'd get more publicity that way, we all know that's what you want! Bottom line Andy, I'm tired of your shenanigans, quite frankly, I'm tired of seeing your face in random movies. Get a lead role, or get the fuck out of Hollywood. Give it up, start living the American dream like the rest of us, sit at home eating colby beef, watching pay-per-view porn, drinking bud select. At least consider it... I appreciate it.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
12/21/1965 Andy Dick
Who the shit do you think you are? You've never been funny, the funniest thing you've ever done was pull some innocent girls' top down and get arrested for it, and I don't think you did that as a joke Mr. Dick. You need to decide a couple things before I'll speak to you, A. Are you insane, or are you sane? B. Are you gay, or straight? These are two questions that the general public has been STUMPING themselves trying to figure out for years. Remember that reality show you had? "The Andy Dick Show"? That wasn't half bad sir, I quite enjoyed that show... but this isn't about you, it's about the millions that you've deceived with your bullshit lies. What about them, Dick? Remember that gay blowjob scene you did in old school? Where you taught women how to give oral sex? That was pretty damn convincing... You have me fooled, sir. I swear, you put more metaphorical cock in your mouth than anyone I know of... You're either a damn good actor, or a damn good homosexual. Judging by your appearance as Olga the masseuse in Zoolander, I'm guessing it wasn't the acting. So... COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ALREADY! You'd get more publicity that way, we all know that's what you want! Bottom line Andy, I'm tired of your shenanigans, quite frankly, I'm tired of seeing your face in random movies. Get a lead role, or get the fuck out of Hollywood. Give it up, start living the American dream like the rest of us, sit at home eating colby beef, watching pay-per-view porn, drinking bud select. At least consider it... I appreciate it.
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